me: opens tumblr
me: sees pictures of OTP
me: makes weird noises
me: rolls off bed
me: rolls out window
me: rolls into street
me: rolls off the earth
me: floats into space
me: incinerates in the sun
me: reblogs post

Humans have two hands

lurkskywalker:

One for holding burritos and one for touching butts.

(via distinctmemory)